Ok so I have a crush on U.. I made a profile at this site http://www.bit.ly/hgIx5r?737919757 go there sign up and search for doobarz and guess who I am

OK, so not a real question I admit. And I didn’t follow the link. However, if I was to guess who has a secret crush on me,I would say…

Sarah Cawood. Off the tele. I met her once and everything. So she must do. She will be disappointed that I am now married obviously. Of course she will be…