I watched Top Gear last night. I like Top Gear. Cars I will never get to drive, amusing challenges and stuff being blown up. Great Sunday night viewing. Last night they turned a combine harvester into a snow plough – actually a reasonable point though pretty useless, but not a bad idea.

The Star in a Reasonably Priced Car was Amber Heard, an actress who I had, as Jeremy Clarkson’s introduction suggested, never heard of. The rest of his introduction didn’t help me out much – she is a bisexual who likes muscle cars and guns. He then conducted an  interview which told us very little and made him look and sound frankly like a dirty old man.

This is the latest in a line of gaffs that have left me wondering if it is really worth it, and thinking maybe Fifth Gear is a better option for my motoring needs.

Might go and see Drive Angry though. Mmm, Nicolas Cage….