BOGOF when you just need one
Check out captains
Suspicious security guards
Other shoppers with small children
Cutting staff to use workfare
Other shoppers with small children not in control of the trolley they had to push.
Trying to find pine nuts
Having a choice of toasted or untoasted pine nuts
Paying £1 for having my pine nuts toasted.
People who take trolleys through self-service tills.
Other shoppers with small children trying to use self-service tills.
Losing my wife to the clothing section
Forgetting my bag for life
Forgetting my vouchers to go with my loyalty card.
Eating horse meat that should be beef
Would not sell clothes (maybe tights)
Only be for me
Pay a living wage
Wrap in paper bags
Sounds like local shopping to me.